Colours meme: Red for Sexual passion
(Red is a very emotionally intense color. It enhances human metabolism, increases respiration rate, and raises blood pressure. It is the color of sexuality and can stimulate deeper and more intimate passions in us, such as love and sex on the positive side or revenge and anger on the negative. In advertising, red is often used to evoke erotic feelings.)
This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.
Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years. They’re too lazy.
CONFUSED SHARP BUNNIES
Go ahead. Don’t just look at the awesome pics, click the link.
Anyone fancy building one of these for me?
"Why wasn’t I worth telling the truth to? I let you in, I told you everything. Everything that ever mattered. Everything that destroyed me to even think about and you couldn’t let me in because it was ‘hard to talk about’. Who have I been living with for the past seven months? Who are you? Please share cause I don’t have the slightest clue. I was getting ready to die for you and it turns out i don’t even know who ‘you’ is. So tell me how did you look me in the eye when I let you in? When I sat there and told you the humiliating, scary, painful truth of my life? I trusted you and I let you in and you didn’t even care. How do I know what was the truth and was was a lie? Cause the worst part is I would have understood if you would have just come clean. I would have still loved you but I had to find out from someone else that I don’t even know my best friend." -Come clean in April : Patientlights
i think the saddest thing is their handwriting becomes almost illegible by the end